Doctor: “Good news you passed your
Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!” Patient: “HUH”
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“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?” “Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump...
View ArticleCamp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
View ArticleDoctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged...
View ArticleDoctor, Doctor I need something to
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
View ArticleDoctor, Doctor I’ve a split
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
View ArticleInterns think of God, residents pray
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
View ArticleA baseball manager who had an
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then...
View ArticleThree nurses went to heaven, and were
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help...
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